Distress call detected in gravitational wave space
Distress call detected in gravitational wave space
The gravitational wave detector detected signs of intelligence in a recent signal trace. The signal, though noisy, reveals a distress call from Sherman, originating in 1960s America. DG and Sherman have located Jimi Hendrix. The state of affairs is complex and the outcome is unclear. It is not pleasant to contemplate. Best available information is that DG has been conscripted with Jimi Hendrix in connection with the US aggression in VietNam. Sherman has been seized by authorities as a ward of the state. Bullwinkle will report on events going forward as efforts continue to rescue DG and Sherman.
Distress call detected in gravitational wave space
Here's some pearls to clutch. Been spending too much time with Britney? Our boys know exactly what they are doing. Gonna be...historic.
"So mean." Shut up grammar.
"So mean." Shut up grammar.
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Distress call detected in gravitational wave space
The Wayback Machine Redundant Control Module (WMRCM) has regained telemetry and has detected Wayback Machine time travel towards our era. Indications are that 2 souls are on board, plus or minus one human mass. The trajectory is highly erratic so we assume some damage was incurred on initiation of the time warp. We will keep you informed.
Distress call detected in gravitational wave space
https://www.rationalqm.us/board/viewtop ... 375#p16375
Check out the shnoz, girls. Indicative or no?
Check out the shnoz, girls. Indicative or no?
Distress call detected in gravitational wave space
My Lord, disgusting.
I miss little Sherm.
I miss little Sherm.
Distress call detected in gravitational wave space
One for one, all for all.
Distress call detected in gravitational wave space
If you say stupid stuff, people will think you are stupid. So I only say smart stuff. Knerk.
- Mr. Peabody
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Distress call detected in gravitational wave space
WMRCM has lost lock. All priors are 0.5. There is no information content in the signal. The WB could be crashing in an unknown era.
- Mr. Peabody
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Distress call detected in gravitational wave space
The Wayback Machine has re-instantiated in the current space-time domain. Damage is minimal. However, the two souls aboard are unidentified:
![Image](https://rationalqm.us/misc/two_souls.jpg)
We have evacuated them to Martha's Vineyard and sent the Wayback Machine back to the previous space-time coordinates as reported by the WMRCM. Hopefully, DG and Sherman will be able to find it and return. Jimi's whereabouts too are unknown.
![Image](https://rationalqm.us/misc/two_souls.jpg)
We have evacuated them to Martha's Vineyard and sent the Wayback Machine back to the previous space-time coordinates as reported by the WMRCM. Hopefully, DG and Sherman will be able to find it and return. Jimi's whereabouts too are unknown.
Distress call detected in gravitational wave space
Could cancel but need DG approval.
Distress call detected in gravitational wave space
Cancel my ass, loser.
Distress call detected in gravitational wave space
Who's in charge here now?
Distress call detected in gravitational wave space
Guys, don't worry. I am in control and have given appropriate instructions to DG tools staff.
- Wonder Woman
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Distress call detected in gravitational wave space
Unexpected guest appearance:
Distress call detected in gravitational wave space
Here's our guy:
Distress call detected in gravitational wave space
admin, let it play out. We are all pawns.
- Bullwinkle
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Distress call detected in gravitational wave space
Good news. The Wayback Machine has re-instantiated DG and Sherman in the local reference frame. They are OK and the damage inflicted by Viet-Cong artillery is diddly squat. And Rocky is feeling much better. Probably psychological.
Distress call detected in gravitational wave space
Gosh, guys. That was my most exciting wayback trip ever. DG was sweating bullets, though, I can tell you. Anyway, Jimi hurt his ankle on a parachute jump and is expected to be honorably discharged. We talked about having him come back to the future but he wants to stay and become a famous guitarist. We should have targeted a later time, after he was already famous. My bad. DG sprung me from the orphanage and we echo-located the Wayback Machine. All's well that ends well!
This guy looks so much like me I'm thinking that is my future self.
This guy looks so much like me I'm thinking that is my future self.
Distress call detected in gravitational wave space
I thought you were gonna be John Travolta. But anyway, glad you made it back, little Sherm.