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Post by Sherman » Sat Oct 24, 2020 2:04 pm

Guys, the heuristic search process has not yet located a suitable reference frame. No known global optimization methods are helping. Even Albert seems perplexed.

Meanwhile Bullwinkle has just tasked me with installing trim and baseboard for his entire house. Painting it too. Demons and werewolves dog me from all directions. Somebody help me!

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Post by Bullwinkle » Thu Oct 29, 2020 9:54 pm

The calm before the storm. Something is brewing.

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Re: New member here

Post by Britney » Thu Oct 29, 2020 10:21 pm

Bullwinkle, I'm scared. Protect me.

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Re: New member here

Post by Curly » Thu Oct 29, 2020 10:23 pm

Second coming of the Donald? :wow:

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Post by Sherman » Mon Nov 02, 2020 9:23 pm

I'm so sorry guys. While we were shifting reference frames unfortunately we went a little fast and created a mini black hole. Somehow DG got swallowed up inside. Albert said that although the well-known solutions of his field equations do not allow information (or configurations of matter) to escape a black hole intact, there are some obscure solutions that we can leverage to get DG out. We'll be trying these solutions tomorrow and we are hopeful. If we fail, well, 'Sherman Tools' doesn't sound so bad. Am I wrong?

https://www.scientificamerican.com/arti ... 20locality.

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Re: New member here

Post by Natasha » Mon Nov 02, 2020 10:40 pm

I told you. Little Shermie is murdering DG. An accident, ha!

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Re: New member here

Post by Mr. Peabody » Mon Nov 02, 2020 11:06 pm

The end of Sherman, or
Wicked ways win again.

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Post by Sherman » Mon Nov 09, 2020 10:16 am

Guys, I was just kidding about Sherman Tools! And I have some exciting news. Albert has been poring over his field equations and has identified a possible solution that predicts a wormhole joining the inside and outside of a black hole. He thinks it could allow for transport of matter intact between the inside and outside of the black hole. At a minimum it could allow us to communicate to DG through the event horizon. Hopefully, even if we cannot extricate him, DG will be able to continue his important work on DG tools.

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Post by Curly » Mon Nov 09, 2020 10:20 am

I thought matter gets stretched and broken up when entering a black hole. Could DG have survived that?

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Post by Sherman » Mon Nov 09, 2020 10:22 am

That's a great question! Actually, it's just a very small black hole so the forces are not so large. But anyway, we believe the black hole actually formed around DG (like dust particles acting as foci for bubble creation) and that he did not have to pass through the event horizon.

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Post by Curly » Mon Nov 09, 2020 10:24 am

That's reassuring.

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Re: New member here

Post by Natasha » Mon Nov 09, 2020 11:04 am

The evidence of Sherman's murderous act remains hidden in a black hole. How convenient!

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Post by Sherman » Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:17 pm

Guys, I finished the baseboard and trim! Now what was it you wanted me to do?

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Post by Bullwinkle » Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:19 pm

Not a bad job, Sherm. Thank you.

Now, my stable needs cleaning out and get me a new salt lick. Then you can work on making DGIndexNV demuxing faster.

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Re: New member here

Post by Sherman » Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:20 pm

Your wish is my command!

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