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[Sherman]

Tingling?

[Curly]

Never mind, kid. You wouldn't understand.

[Albert]

Times were much different in 1935, I can assure you. Onward and upward!

[Curly]

The beautiful and charming Miss Natasha will accompany me to the Moose Lodge dinner tonight. Eat your hearts out.

[Sherman]

Who is Bullwinkle taking?

[Bullwinkle]

None of your business, kid. Go to bed.

[Mr. Peabody]

Don't forget to brush!

[Boris]

Eat your hearts out.

She will.

[Sherman]

Wow, Rocky, you released fast mode. Thank you!

Curly, how was the dinner? Did you learn anything from Albert?

[Bullwinkle]

Curly has not returned from the dinner last night. We are terribly worried about him. Everyone else is safe.

[Albert]

Saw him leaving with Natasha at about 2am. He's a fine chap, hope he's OK.

Great dinner!

[Bullwinkle]

Thanks, that's a relief. Or is it?

Great dinner!

Every other Sunday, bro!

[Curly]

Guys, don't worry. Not sure how I got the bite marks on my chest, but other than that, I'm OK.

[Sherman]

Oh Curly, you're OK! So great. But can you help me? Help me. If I insist on being stupid, am I then stupider than a normal stupid person? Please help.

[Natasha]

Great question, Sherman. Yes, you are stupider than a normal stupid person. Any more questions?

[Sherman]

Guys, the heuristic search process has not yet located a suitable reference frame. No known global optimization methods are helping. Even Albert seems perplexed.

Meanwhile Bullwinkle has just tasked me with installing trim and baseboard for his entire house. Painting it too. Demons and werewolves dog me from all directions. Somebody help me!

[Bullwinkle]

The calm before the storm. Something is brewing.

[Britney]

Bullwinkle, I'm scared. Protect me.

[Curly]

Second coming of the Donald?

[Sherman]

I'm so sorry guys. While we were shifting reference frames unfortunately we went a little fast and created a mini black hole. Somehow DG got swallowed up inside. Albert said that although the well-known solutions of his field equations do not allow information (or configurations of matter) to escape a black hole intact, there are some obscure solutions that we can leverage to get DG out. We'll be trying these solutions tomorrow and we are hopeful. If we fail, well, 'Sherman Tools' doesn't sound so bad. Am I wrong?

https://www.scientificamerican.com/arti ... 20locality.

[Natasha]

I told you. Little Shermie is murdering DG. An accident, ha!

[Mr. Peabody]

The end of Sherman, or
Wicked ways win again.

[Sherman]

Guys, I was just kidding about Sherman Tools! And I have some exciting news. Albert has been poring over his field equations and has identified a possible solution that predicts a wormhole joining the inside and outside of a black hole. He thinks it could allow for transport of matter intact between the inside and outside of the black hole. At a minimum it could allow us to communicate to DG through the event horizon. Hopefully, even if we cannot extricate him, DG will be able to continue his important work on DG tools.

[Curly]

I thought matter gets stretched and broken up when entering a black hole. Could DG have survived that?

[Sherman]

That's a great question! Actually, it's just a very small black hole so the forces are not so large. But anyway, we believe the black hole actually formed around DG (like dust particles acting as foci for bubble creation) and that he did not have to pass through the event horizon.